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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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