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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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