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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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