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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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