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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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