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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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