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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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