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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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