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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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