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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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