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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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