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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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