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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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