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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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