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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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