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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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