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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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