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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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