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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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