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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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