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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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