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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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