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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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