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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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