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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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