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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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