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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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