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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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