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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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