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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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