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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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