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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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