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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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