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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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