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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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