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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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