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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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