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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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