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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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