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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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