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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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