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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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