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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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