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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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