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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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