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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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