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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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