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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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