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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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