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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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