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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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