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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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