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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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