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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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