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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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