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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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