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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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