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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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