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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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