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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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