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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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