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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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