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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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