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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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